
Excuse my absence…

Just as I suspected, we survived our Great White shark adventure and we are now too cool to socialize with you people. What we suspected would be an experience of a lifetime was nothing less than so. We encountered some of the most feared and respected creatures in the world and made lifetime friends with fellow adventurers.

On Sunday morning the Wetsuit In Sneakers and I will set sail on a voyage. A voyage that may very well render us incapable of living life normally again. A voyage that may make us unable to live confined in a cubicle farm, or allow us to socialize with boring people like you.

A recent report on a possible creature deemed the “Muck Monster” in West Palm Beach has been discredited by bad editing.

There are 17 days left on our countdown and news out of Massachusetts gives me a serious case of ‘sharks on the brain.’

The Wetsuit In Sneakers and I have entered the final stretch of the long wait for our shark diving trip. Before you know it, we’re going to be even cooler than we are already. Be jealous.

It may only be one step, but it’s still better than just standing around. Cause then we could be charged with loitering.